i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
Me: So you’re telling attendance isn’t needed to pass this class
Professor: Well I guess you could just email me every assignment and final and pass
Me: You dun fucked up bruh
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.